A matter of great debate in my life is: If Technoviking and Chuck Norris got in a fight, what would happen?

If you need some background on either of these great historical men check them out on Youtube. Technoviking= http://youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

Chuck Norris:= http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

Some possible outcomes would be 1. the earth explodes 2. Chuck Norris wins 3. Technoviking wins.